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...is the shortest distance between two points. And also essential for completing the classical knife cuts. And also completely and totally beyond my reach.
If what you want is a tiny perfect little parelellogram cut, I'm your girl. You want a cube or a rectangle? Go talk to someone else.
Practice. Practice. Practice, I know. But goddamn it's frustrating.
I cut potatoes for an hour and a half tonight, and nary a straight vertical cut. Even, consistent, straight across, but all skewed on the vertical axis.
So yeah. Bah. I'm frustrated, and tired of cutting potatoes.
In other news, I aced my food safety exam, so while I may always serve you slightly skewed vegetables, at least I won't poison you.
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